#119 You won’t have a lot of time to eat throughout the reception. So spend your first night in a hotel that offers good round-the-clock room service. Nothing says love like pizza in bed at 3 a.m.
#120 Don’t talk your way through the whole first dance unless you want all of your photos to show you with your mouth open and a silly expression on your face.
#121 Clean your fingernails. Seriously.
#122 If an old girlfriend shows up at the wedding do not acknowledge her existence in any way, even if she’s standing in front of you holding up a child who’s saying “Dada?”
#123 Get your groomsmen a wicked-awesome gift. Like a ninja sword. http://unpluggedbrides.blogspot.com/...smen-gift.html
#124 Have fun. The vast majority of grooms survive their wedding, honest. It’s safer than air travel and requires less humiliation.
